The WUT awards are done in the spirit of being funny and unserious. All of the awards have tradition and have been accepted in the past. If you have received an award that you are not proud of, tough shit. If you cannot stand the opinions and the comments of audience members and other people in the Rocky Community you should not be going to Rocky in the first place. Grow up and take it like an adult. That's your warning. The opinions of these awards are not necessarily the opinions of WUT or its leadership. This is not opinion of the world. Chill out! Congratulations to all the winners you have been a notable part of our history and will not be easily forgotten. Thanks for the memories.

2004 WUT Awards

these awards refer to the 2003 season

Most Valuable Performer: Male: Paco; Female: Mary
Hardest Worker: Male: DEVO; Female: Mary
Rookie of the Year: Male: Bret; Female: Stefanie
Best Theme Show: Not Another Teen Rocky; September 5th, 2003
Best Pre-show Performance: The Super Brads
Best Trailer: House of 1000 Corpses
Most Improved Performer: Male: Bret; Female: Alex
Most White Trash: Lavar
Most missed since leaving casta: Male: Marc; Female: Nicole
Least missed since leaving cast: Male: Marc (yes, the same Marc); Female: Lexx
Most Inspiring: Male: Paco; Female: Amy, Mary (tie)
Most Creative: Male: Paco; Female: Sue
Best non-cast contributor to WUT: Too Much Coffee Cast
Most in need of a vacation: Male: DEVO; Female: Angie
Most in need of getting laid: Male: Nima; Female: Stefanie
Most devoted to cast: Male: DEVO; Female: Mary
Biggest ego on cast: Male: DEVO; Female: Nicole
Best call-back line: Suck it, Trebek... Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Best Rule of Engagement: The Role Rule
Biggest flirt: Male: Nima; Female: Callie
Biggest slut: Male: Stephan; Female: Lexx
Best body: Male: Kyle; Female: Alex
Best attitude: Male: Thomas; Female: Stella
Most friendly: Male: Thomas; Female: Stella
Most rude: Male: DEVO; Female: Nicole
Most in your face: Male: DEVO; Female: Angie
Most polite: Male: Thomas; Female: Stella
Most original: Male: Paco; Female: Nicole, Amy (tie)
Most honest: Male: Lavar; Female: Angie
Biggest whiner: Male: Nima; Female: Nina
Gayest: Nima
Most poor: Male: Marc; Female: Mary
Most likely to marry next: DEVO & Melissa, Lavar & Jill (tie)
Most likely to never grow up: Male: DEVO; Female: Mary, Callie (tie)
Most likely to end up in a Rocky retirement home: Male: DEVO; Female: Mary
Most likely to go postal: Male: Lavar, Garet, DEVO (tie); Female: Mary, Angie, Michelle (tie)
Best Trixxie performance: Trixxie Overload; September 5th, 2003
Most likely to be killed by the cast leader: Lexx
Most likely to become governor: Garet